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Recent reviews

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 22 Mar 2025 1

  not me having a lipoma in the exact spot where the lump in Sue's ass appears

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  Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith 2005

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 22 Mar 2025

  Anakin: "I'm having the exact thoughts and fears that lead people directly to the dark side"
  Yoda: "yikes... maybe don't?"

Popular reviews

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  Jiu Jitsu 2020

  ★½ Watched 01 Mar 2025

  Most insane Father reveal since Vader

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  The Banshees of Inisherin 2022

  ★★★★½ Watched 27 Jan 2025

  If I had killed a little donkey, accidentally or otherwise, I wouldn't have thought twice. I'd have killed myself on the fucking spot. On the fucking spot.