Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  How to Train Your Dragon 2010

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 09 Feb 2025

  It gets me every time. My personal favorite movie and favorite trilogy of all time.

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  Interstellar 2014

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 21 Dec 2024

  Pls re-re-release it in another 10 years

Popular reviews

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  Star Wars: The Last Jedi 2017

  ½ Watched 26 Jul 2023 2

  I’d rather take a crap doing a handstand and catch it with my feet than watch this dumpster fire of a moving picture. When the first movie was made nobody could have predicted the horrors and atrocities that would be committed while filming and producing Star Wars: The Last Jedi. I mean, who the hell was the last Jedi? Rey? Luke? That little shit baby yoda? The only redeemable quality I can find in this movie is that my brother…

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  Coraline 2009

  ½ Watched 16 Jun 2024

  This gave me nightmares more than anything I’ve ever seen before. The directors went out of their way to traumatize me.
  I believe that the director was bribed by the psychiatric industry to create the most evil, terror inducing, pant shitting movie ever, just so that when children grow up they funnel their money to mentally recovering from the traumatic viewing of Coraline. Frosty the Snowman had button eyes, but kids loved him. Does Coraline need a corncob pipe to…

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