Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Godzilla × Kong: The New Empire 2024

  Watched 02 Apr 2024

  Paced and edited like a Doritos commercial

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  Stay Alive 2006

  Watched 07 Oct 2023

  Terrible movie. Despite it featuring video games, my favorite thing, this movie completely fails on all levels. First of all, despite it featuring prominently in the trailer and being the entire premise of the movie, not once does any character utter the phrase "if you die in the game you die for real." So don't get your hopes up.

  Also they barely even play the game. There's a cool LAN party and that's it. Every other time the game just…

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