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This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
Madonna hits so incredibly hard in this pretty middling superhero movie. Should've gone a lot more crazy with it. I'd have loved to see some actual blade action or style carried over from the early days of superhero movies. As it stands the movie is pretty bland to look at and not wacky enough to justify all it's cameos. Final act kinda rocks, but again that's 90% Madonna. Put Madonna in all these movies Kevin.
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
I can't say I've ever fucking hated a movie more than this one. There are worse movies sure, but this one offends me the fucking most. You'll never guess what they fucking do. They dig. they dig up some shitty boat that I'm suppose to care about. They don't event finish digging it up ( spoilers for this peace of shite movie). It basically starts with some dusty boat underground and ends with the same boat kinda underground. How the…