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Recent reviews

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  Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed 2004

  ★★★ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  DOH -> MAN

  It's a talking dog

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  National Treasure: Book of Secrets 2007

  ★★½ Watched 14 Mar 2025

  HAN -> DOH

  Absurd, but infinitely more memorable than the first one. The fact Gates isn't arrested at the end is a genuine belly laugh disgrace

Popular reviews

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  The Mummy 2017

  ★ Watched 30 Apr 2023

  If you thought this film was total shit, I can't recommend the "Are You Afraid of the Dark Universe" podcast highly enough, where the hosts pitch ideas for Dark Universe movies and do their absolute best to right the wrongs of The Mummy. #AYAOTDU

  Are You Afraid of the Dark Universe Podcast (Spotify)

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  Vigil 2021

  ★★★½ Watched 26 Sep 2021

  Suranne Jones was a fucking liability from minute 1 on that submarine

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