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Hercules: All I know is, you're the most amazing person with - weak ankles, I've ever met. Meg, when I'm with you, I don't feel so - alone.
Megara: Sometimes it's better to be alone.
Hercules: What do you mean?
Megara: Nobody can hurt you.
This film is very weird for me, not because I find the content strange, but because I struggle with how I feel about it. There’s a lot that I love here but there’s also a…
Stunning in every sense of the word. I struggle to form words as to express how I feel about this work of sheer art.
Paleoart is always so interesting to me, for as a little boy I was obsessed with dinosaurs and knew everything about them. Paleoart always captured my attention, and my little eyes always looked with wonder at the inaccurate monsters before my eyes. The beauty of the artworks always amazed me and always lured me into this…
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A very well made short film with very neat ideas and shots. Somehow manages to successfully make an emotional relationship between a man and a fly in the span of five minutes. The effects are rather good and the fly prop looking visibly dead adds to the atmosphere. I really appreciated the cinematography and set design and I’m interested in seeing what these people make next.
A fun Emilia Pérez (2024) parody which has leagues better music and songs than the original. Very funny and poorly put together, although that adds to the absurdity and furthers the jabs at Emilia. I liked the rats and absolute randomness of the plot.
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“I admire its purity. A survivor… unclouded by conscience, remorse, or delusions of morality.” - Ash
This is an absolute masterpiece of cinema born from perfect writing, directing, acting, and visual effects. It’s hard to say much that hasn’t already been said.
Great visuals, all of which looked more realistic and genuine than anything in any other film I’ve ever seen. The Xenomorph effects all look like a real monster and not a man in a suit, a showcase of H.R.…
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"What's the matter, Mr. Pratt? Bugs got your tongue?" - White
When it comes to an anthology style film like this, I find it harder to rate the overall film due to the multiple stories featured throughout. The stories are all fun, although there are some that are better than others. One of the stories, Something to Tide You Over, has a very strong beginning with Leslie Nielsen acting his heart out, although ends with the appearance of two zombie-like…
