Joe

Joe

I’m currently doing a film degree so obviously I know better than you do 🤷🏼‍♂️

Favorite films

  • Dear Zachary: A Letter to a Son About His Father
  • Jaws
  • Scream
  • The Lion King

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  • There's Someone Inside Your House

    ★★

  • The Lion King

  • 365 Days

  • Elevator

    ½

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  • There's Someone Inside Your House

    There's Someone Inside Your House

    ★★

    I’m sad that Ollie is not Rodrick from Diary of a Wimpy Kid :(

  • The Lion King

    The Lion King

    Did you get to meet Beyoncé?


    My favourite part of the movie was either when Beyoncé didn’t record her lines with the rest of the cast, or when she was photoshopped into one of the cast photos because she didn’t turn up. 


    Favreau also animated Simba a butthole in one scene so there’s that.

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  • 365 Days

    365 Days

    Tumblr: The Movie

  • Elevator

    Elevator

    ½

    What was the point in this movie? An 80 minute runtime for something which could’ve and should’ve been shown in 20. 

    The most clichéd, 1-dimensional characters I have ever witnessed in a movie, coupled with some of the worst acting I have ever seen. The characters make some of the most stupid and reckless decisions without fear of the consequences or realisation of being trapped WITH A BOMB.

    From a technical aspect the cinematography is poor, with some really strange…

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