Recent reviews

• 

  Moana 2 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 02 Jan 2025

  Not as good as the first however was satisfies when I was awake… yes I did fall asleep however haters are gonna hate.

  Moana = goddess sent down from heaven 

  Maui = go fuck yourself 

  The little piggy = cute I would (jk)

  The chicken (hay hay) = is me 

  Anyways - it was okay

• 

  Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2 2011

  ★★★★★ Watched 02 Jan 2025

  Cinematic masterpiece. If I could rate more starts I would.

Popular reviews

• 

  Challengers 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 07 Oct 2024

  Not gonna lie the only reason I watched this is because of Zendaya. My thought throughout was “if Spider-Man can pull her, why can’t I”… then the threesome was shown and then I realised that I never will have a chance. I bet big boy Tom Holland did not like that scene. 

  Anyways, the movie itself was quite good. I liked the flashbacks to the past throughout however I did get a bit confused about who she liked. Did she…

• 

  Terrifier 3 2024

  ★★ Watched 17 Oct 2024

  Wasn’t bad wasn’t good. Could be better. Would rate as a comedy due to our dark sense of humour…

Following