joecolwill

joecolwill

Favorite films

  • American Pie
  • Creed III
  • The Gentlemen
  • Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle

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  • Marching Powder

  • Better Man

    ★★★★★

  • Squid Game: Making Season 2

    ★★★★★

  • Nosferatu

    ★★★

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  • Marching Powder

    Marching Powder

    A failed miserable attempt at a film and an insult to the comedy community. I didn’t expect Danny Dyer to write a humerus film, but I expected more than constant use of swear words that would make a 15 year old chuckle. 
    There was no story throughout the film, no character growth, no development. The characters made the same mistakes throughout the film and somehow still ended up with a positive outcome. 

    This film made no sense, wasn’t funny, childish and borderline offensive. 

    1/5

  • Better Man

    Better Man

    ★★★★★

    An absolute golden nugget. The film started off strong with the classic kid being bullied in football who is destined for success. 

    Robbie, or as he would prefer - Robert (spoiler) was perfectly portrayed throughout the film with marvellously timed bangers dropped in the mix. 

    The idea of Robbie as an ape didn’t look right to me first, but I came round to the idea when I realised the wonderful metaphor the producers were allowing us to reflect on -…

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  • The Dark Knight

    The Dark Knight

    ★★★★

    Didn’t go into this one in the best head space, AKA food + beer coma, but tried to give it a fair chance nonetheless,
    I’ve gotta put it on record that this was a pleasant watch, the character joker did amazingly well at keeping me on the edge of my seat. I enjoyed his mannerisms and thought process. 
    I’ve had to minus points for the lack of Batman, he wasn’t present enough as I would’ve liked him too, it’s also…

  • Joker: Folie à Deux

    Joker: Folie à Deux

    ★★

    Fairly disappointing film, hardly any joker scenes involved, it all seemed to be about a guy called Arthur? I lost count of the random outbreaks into songs giving the film a musical feel to it, reminding me of the time I saw phantom of the opera. 

    Minus points for the random unnecessary rape scene, and also minus points for not having Margot Robbie play Harley Quinn. She has the actress skills and personality that lady gaga lacked, and therefore would’ve not needed 25 songs to cover this up. 

    Overall it was an excellent idea wasted by laziness and poor creativity. 

    2/5

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