Joe 👾

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All my reviews will feature the word “fuck”
I could never pick 4 favorite films but here’s a few I dig:

Favorite films

  • Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
  • Children of Men
  • Trainspotting
  • Casino

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  • Black Bag

    ★★★½

  • Ash

    ★★★

  • Conclave

    ★★★★

  • Vertigo

    ★★★★

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  • Megalopolis

    Megalopolis

    I tried to hold my breath in the theater long enough to kill myself.

    But then Jon Voight said:
    “What do you think of this boner I got”

    So I decided to keep on fucking living.

  • The Substance

    The Substance

    What. The. Fuck.

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  • Space Jam

    Space Jam

    ½

    Joe Pytka is the absolute worst human being I’ve ever worked with in Hollywood. This man is a total scumbag who screams the craziest slurs at his crew and anyone working around him. He’s a total psychopath and I’m surprised this isn’t more widely known. I wish nothing but the worst for him. Fuck you Joe Pytka, rot in hell.

  • The Matrix

    The Matrix

    ★★★★★

    The story is complete and I refuse to watch any of the sequels. Fucking sue me.