joegatto18

joegatto18

Favorite films

  • Jurassic Park
  • The Dark Knight
  • Avengers: Infinity War
  • Predator

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  • Gran Torino

    ★★★½

  • The Wild Robot

    ★★★★

  • Transformers One

    ★★★★

  • Dracula

    ★★★

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  • Transformers One

    Transformers One

    ★★★★

    Touched me deeply and unlocked a very old childhood happiness.

  • Trailer Park Shark

    Trailer Park Shark

    ½

    This movie was trying to bring a lot of new things to the table in terms of shark movies and my favorite concept was when there was a corrupt mayor that wanted to keep the trailer park open even with the threat of a shark.

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  • Hiding from My Husband

    Hiding from My Husband

    ★★★★★

    I was just sitting on the couch and tuned into the last like 5 minutes of this movie and I have so say that was quite a show. An abusive man was holding a kid hostage about to throw him off the edge of a huge cliff but he get mad at what a woman is saying to him so he gets up in her face. There’s a intense altercation between the two and the other woman steps in to…

  • The Mummy

    The Mummy

    ½

    This physically hurts my eyes to look at. It has some of the most abysmal effects I have seen to date. As a person who loves to create props and suit with junk around the house I feel I could’ve done a better job working alone then whatever I watched. Something about me has just never been to interested or liked “adventures” in some sort of desert temple ancient ruins area and that’s personal but this is just the exact representation of that. Overall this only continued playing because I was in too much pain to change the channel and the remote was too far away.

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