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  • Gremlins 2: The New Batch

    ★★★½

  • The Fly

    ★★★★½

  • Mandy

    ★½

  • The Super Mario Bros. Movie

    ★½

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  • Gremlins 2: The New Batch

    Gremlins 2: The New Batch

    ★★★½

    It's amazing! It's stupendous! You might even say, it's mediocre. I enjoyed this movie with a big bowl of popcorn, laughing all the way through. Big recommend. A perfect 7/10. It's a great movie, not a good movie. Its tone is a lot less serious than the first movie. I wish I could fix this movie. With unnecessary parts like the Looney Tunes bits and Hulk Hogan cameo, the movie is like 20 minutes too long. But these flaws are…

  • The Fly

    The Fly

    ★★★★½

    It's just a movie, I should really just relax.
    I always use this movie as a good example of the story being more important than stuff making sense. It's ridiculous that this scientist guy was able to build this machine by himself and keep it a secret from the entire world. The story relies on it, though. I think. I forget, I watched this movie a year ago

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  • Foodfight!

    Foodfight!

    ½

    I finished watching this movie. It's horrible.

    The first three times I attempted to watch it, the impression was "weird mocap movie with product endorsements" but now that I've seen the entire thing I can claim this is "a manifesto on the failures of capitalism"

    Not only is this movie a failure in its story, its humor, and its celebrities but it also has a ridiculously skewed moral. Brand X (who wear nazi uniforms) wants to move into the supermarket…

  • Finding Dory

    Finding Dory

    ½

    The plot of this movie begins when Dory, distraught about missing her parents, asks Marlin for help getting to them. Marlin replies "I know a guy" and it cuts to them riding the jet stream with the turtles from Finding Nemo.

    This is my biggest problem with this movie. The magic of finding the turtles is completely gone, and it only feels like they needed an excuse to move the plot along instead of taking you step by step on a journey like they'd done before. It felt like Finding Nemo but without the adventure.

    I rewatched this bad movie in Spanish