Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Saturday Night 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 28 Mar 2025

  Lorne Micheals would’ve loved Canvas assignments due at 11:59

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  Twisters 2024

  ★★★ Watched 23 Mar 2025

  Shoutouts to:
  “It’s not a real tornado, 9/10 are false alarms” while a storm is barreling straight towards her 

  and

   “we have to go help those people” followed by standing around in a disaster area and doing nothing 

  for being the most accurate cinematic depictions of Americans

Popular reviews

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  Defiance 2008

  ★★★ Watched 09 Mar 2025 1

  Cinema is when there’s instrumental/orchestral music playing and scripture being read while a gunfight ensues

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  Twister 1996

  ★★★½ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  Tornado passing through a cow pasture be like: “fuck you” *ungrounds your beef*