Favorite films

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  Hundreds of Beavers 2022

  ★★★★ Watched 05 Feb 2025

  Wisconsin finally makes up for the Packers

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  Fast Five 2011

  ★★★½ Watched 13 Dec 2024

  So, like, what's up with the title? I get that it's Fast Five because it's the fifth fast and furious movie, but it really sounds like fast is describing five. As in: there are five people who are fast. So, you would think that, since this is a heist movie, the "fast five" in the title would refer to the members of the heist team. After all, in a lot of ways this film seems to be a homage to…

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  The Last Duel 2021

  ★★★★ Watched 20 Oct 2021

  I could watch Ridley Scott smash his action figures together for days on end.

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  Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker 2019

  ★★★½ Rewatched 09 May 2021

  You're not sure why you came to this party, you don't know anyone here. You only came because your friend invited you and they've abandoned you. Now you are completely alone in a big house with strangers all around you. You desperately search around for a face of someone you recognize, hand clutching onto a red solo cup.
  It's then, out of the corner of your eye you spot me. Finally someone you know! I sit alone in the corner…

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