My favorite lines:
Harold: [riding a cheetah] Dude, am I really high, or is this actually working?
Kumar: Both.
Harold: I don't understand how you can be so calm about all this.
Tarik: Look at me. I'm fat, Black, can't dance, and I have two gay fathers. People have been messin' with me my whole life. I learned a long time ago that there's no sense gettin' all riled up every time a bunch of idiots gives you a hard…