Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  A Different Man 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 23 Mar 2025

  I imagine this is what it's like to date Taylor Swift

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  Holy Motors 2012

  ★★★★ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  Julia Louis Dreyfus “ha ha ha what the fuck” meme the movie

Popular reviews

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  Moana 2 2024

  ★½ Watched 25 Dec 2024

  Feels like it's actually the second sequel, after they already used up their remaining ideas and decided to just redo the first one, but worse and with more annoying sidekicks. Also everyone already warned me, but the songs are really just shockingly poor.

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  Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 31 May 2023

  [Before] Why is this movie 30 minutes longer than the first one?

  [After] Ah, I see, it is two movies.

  [Upon reflection] Actually it is one movie and then half of another very long movie

  (All superhero movies should be animated. Specifically by the people who made this one.)