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  Trap 2024

  ★★½ Rewatched 13 Mar 2025

  Look at the stage where that guy came out.

  I wonder what’s down there.

  Hey, we should climb down and see where it leads.

  It looks really cool.

  What?

  Wouldn’t it be unbelievable to see what’s down there?

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  Presence 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 02 Feb 2025

  basement mentioned 🐐

Popular reviews

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  Kung Pow: Enter the Fist 2002

  ★★★★★ Watched 14 Aug 2023 1

  Go get some snacks.
  Perhaps a carbonated soda.
                     

  I hope they have Icees!              

  
  I’ve chosen the large tub.

  
  My nipples look like Milk Duds.
     

  I’ve got some yellow liquid for your popcorn
  And it’s non-dairy.

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  Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2022

  ★★ Watched 18 Feb 2022 1

  “Remember me now? I’m the one that got away, and i’m here to make sure you don’t!” 

  Except…. He got away…. And you have some dumb monologue and he kills you 20 seconds after you had 3 chances to kill him. Then you have him on a silver platter and don’t kill him again, aaaaaand same thing happens again. L.

  Anyway, this was cringe and dumb.

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