My sister told me to review a film I watched and hated but I don’t watch bad films. I literally only choose award winners because I don’t want to waste my time. Setting the stage: it was Halloween and the first hocus pocus is obviously everything no notes. The lead boy was my sexual awakening and I was probably 3. Anyways so I was sewing up my toddler’s $80 overpriced Elvis costume because I bought a 4T instead of an…
