Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  A Nightmare on Elm Street 1984

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 28 Sep 2024

  Wes Craven really decided to make 2 of the greatest slasher villains like it was nothing

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  Scream 1996

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 13 Nov 2024

  “I thought you were dead”
  “I probably should be, I never thought I’d be so happy to be a virgin”

  This movie is the greatest thing ever

Recent reviews

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  Detachment 2011

  ★★★★★ Watched 16 Mar 2025 1

  This was amazing

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  Ted 2012

  ★★★ Rewatched 15 Mar 2025

  This film is absolute garbage, but it’s my garbage

Popular reviews

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  Smile 2 2024

  ½ Watched 23 Nov 2024 45

  The only thing that made this semi watchable was putting it on 2x speed

  Movie would have been 100 times better if it had family guy funny moments underneath it, subway surfers to the left and Minecraft parkour to the right.

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  The Killer 2023

  ½ Watched 12 Nov 2023

  This was the most painfully boring and pointless film I’ve watched all year.

  Barely anything happens yet it felt like it dragged on for 8 hours. 

  I wish a double decker bus crashed into me and stopped me from watching this.