joelsiemens

joelsiemens

Favorite films

  • The Green Knight
  • Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
  • Over the Garden Wall
  • Marriage Story

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  • Captain America: Brave New World

    ★½

  • The Count of Monte Cristo

    ★★★★★

  • The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds & Snakes

    ★★★★

  • Bullet Train

    ★★★½

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  • The Banshees of Inisherin

    The Banshees of Inisherin

    ★★★★★

    I feel lonely watching this film. I want to scream at Colm. I want to cry and let all the animals into my house to comfort me. This film captures something so brutal about humanity and how torturous it is when we let the wrong things divide friendships.

  • Hereditary

    Hereditary

    ★★★★

    This movie is fucked. Actually fucked. i hate paimon. He's the worst. A real dick. ugh. don't watch this movie. its amazing, but trust me.. you don't want to see this stuff. its fucked..

    - Sincerely, Joel (your friend)

    P.S. King Paimon is not your friend.

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