Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  One of Them Days 2025

  ★★★★ Rewatched 25 Feb 2025

  I'd chase a bitch too if I got embarrassed like that

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  Transformers One 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 14 Oct 2024

  He's going to smash a minor?? Say what now?!

  Genuinely a good film tho

Popular reviews

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  The Substance 2024

  ½ Watched 09 Sep 2024

  The 93% rotten tomatoes score was deceiving cos the only thing that was 93% was my will to leave

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  Spider-Man: Homecoming 2017

  ★★★★ Watched 06 Sep 2024

  Whoever decided to make aunt may sexy is my hero

  My friend seconds this (as he should)

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