better than the james franco one. but if there’s one thing i hate more than a miscommunication/misunderstanding plot point that leads to beef, it’s the trope of one rogue bitch who has to ruin the vibe and that happens with the humans and the apes. like girl relax. every decision on both sides pissed me off but at least the action scenes that did happen were cool. the autistic son and his sketchbook provided nothing of substance as did both the adults, however keri russell’s face card in this movie was kinda everything.
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Rise of the Planet of the Apes 2011
ngl i expected more take that and robbie williams songs in this movie but whatever
the cgi monkeys out acted everyone in this movie. the cast was flopiana. tom feltons american accent made me angry and that’s coming from someone who defends emma watsons accent in the bling ring. was low key bored until the plans made it outside the monkey group chat. the two stars are from me being gagged when miss caesar salad said “NO”.
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The Godfather 1972
what is the teaaaaa the girls are fighting !!!! cool movie with an interesting story which would have been perfect if i could remember everyone’s faces and names but i was living regardless. would have been shorter too if the heads of the families kissed. visually slay movie but that street fight scene was hilarious like girl be fr those stage punches flopped
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The Matrix 1999
chat is this based on a true story?? nah but fr everyone in this movie is non binary teas. fighting scenes were slay and costume design was 10/10. as a veteran of the idgaf war i couldn’t think of anything worse to do like id be sucking on a whole tub of them blue pills. some parts could be cut down tbf but keep every scene of skinhead keanu reeves bc yum
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