JoeMcClintock

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  • The Substance

    ★★★★½

  • The Watchers

    ½

  • Cuckoo

  • Pet Sematary

    ★★★★★

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  • The Substance

    The Substance

    ★★★★½

    This movie is crazier than Kamala Harris.

  • The Watchers

    The Watchers

    ½

    GARBAGE!

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  • AVP: Alien vs. Predator

    AVP: Alien vs. Predator

    ★★★★½

    This movie is absolutely SICK. The predators are tuff af and super buff and strong. The only reason that I did not give it five stars is because these two characters, the Alien and Predator, cannot co-exist in the same universe and make sense. The fact that these two creatures are in the movie leads to more questions about the lore than can never be answered. In spite of that, gotta take half a star off. The black chick in this movie is also bad as hell so there is that as well. sick action, sick effects, f*ckin SICK.

  • Cuckoo

    Cuckoo

    I couldn’t wait for this movie to be over. I’d rather take my chances with a dirty needle than watch this movie again. The story is boring, no tits, no ass. Don’t listen to the marketing campaign they got goin on this movie, total garbage. I seriously was checking my phone to see how much longer until this movie was over. $13.50 would be much better spent on some black tar tar than spending it on this trash. Hollywood is FINISHED

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