Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Cape Fear 1991

  ★★★★ Watched 12 Dec 2024

  the simpsons version was way more fun

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  Unfriended: Dark Web 2018

  ½ Watched 12 Dec 2024

  this movie is so dumb it’s not even fun to critique it. it’s like when your dog knocks something over when it gets too excited, you may get upset but there’s nothing you can do

Popular reviews

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  Wonka 2023

  ½ Watched 14 Dec 2023

  actual slop anyone giving this a 4 is a paid reviewer it is not possible

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  Extreme Movie 2008

  ½ Watched 27 Jan 2024

  if you’ve ever watched a movie and wished the already terrible main story was interrupted every 3 minutes by somehow worse shorts for 15-20 minutes each then this movie is for you. i genuinely cannot remember a time that i regretted turning on a movie more aside from possibly the interview, but i laughed at the interview.