Joe OnaBoat

Joe OnaBoat

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  • Nosferatu

    ★★★½

  • Dune: Part Two

    ★★★★

  • Anyone But You

    ★★

  • Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire

    ★½

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  • Nosferatu

    Nosferatu

    ★★★½

    this should happen to all real estate agents.

  • Dune: Part Two

    Dune: Part Two

    ★★★★

    I recently rewatched this in the comfort of my boat as a two screen experience, and I have to say I enjoyed it far more this way.

    The content of Dune is just so dense, and there are so many important bits of character development to cover in the film's runtime that Lea Seydoux is hardly in the film at all. That's why I found having a second screen, which I used to Google image search "Lea Seydoux" alleviated most of my proglems with the film.

    All but the very tips of two thumbs up.

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  • The Northman

    The Northman

    ★★★½

    More movies should end by showing you who from the movie went to heaven, that way your know for sure who the good guys were. I know there are certain things in movies that are just implied to be happening off camera, like trips to the bathroom, but I think showing which characters are given divine reward upon death would really clear up issues over author intent.

  • Bottoms

    Bottoms

    ★★½

    What if Fight Club was gay and for high schoolers? Buddy I've got news for you about the original.fight club.


    This is what you guys like right? This is the type.of reviewa you:are looking for. Please, I just want to meet lEonard Maltin