Joey

Joey

Favorite films

  • Inception
  • GoodFellas
  • Whiplash
  • The Guard

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  • The Alto Knights

    ★★★

  • Mickey 17

    ★★★

  • The Substance

    ★★★

  • Casino

    ★★★

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  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★★

    Could have really been a solid 4/5 if it didn’t lose track of its most interesting plot point to instead focus way too much on the least interesting character. Anywho, at least we get all the different RPats and alien woodlice to make it fun!

  • Eyes Wide Shut

    Eyes Wide Shut

    So dumb, and a colossal waste of time.

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  • Civil War

    Civil War

    ½

    Holy shit, this made Oppenheimer feel like bingeing 24

    Utterly boring, tone-deaf and ultimately pointless, Civil War posseses no redeeming qualities whatsoever.

    Dreadful pace, right from the start? Check!

    Bland characters and terrible dialogues? Why, of course!

    Civil War takes us on a painfully slow journey dressed with a jarring soundtrack and repetitive camera still shots done to death, which aside from being quirky the first couple of times
    add nothing to the story (seriously Alex, cut down 90% of…

  • Tenet

    Tenet

    ★★★½

    Really impressive visuals and action sequences combined with great performances from R Patz and JDW - both of these make the film for me. Quite interesting angle/take (Inverting objects/people as opposed to simply going back in time) on what is otherwise a basic time-travel thriller. Very entertaining, dialogue was simple, at times quite poor. 

    Side notes: love the detail (TeneT, final battle 10 mins forwards and backwards)

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