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emma roberts official manager
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mostly review horror movies so if you’re a horror fan!

Favorite films

  • Scream 4
  • Smile 2
  • Uptown Girls
  • Malignant

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  • Presence

    ★★★

  • Mickey 17

    ★★★½

  • Borderline

    ★★★★★

  • F Marry Kill

    ★★½

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  • Presence

    Presence

    ★★★

    this was honestly like.. good but also nothing too special? i did like how it was kinda mike flanagan-esque type style in mixing horror in a movie w the harsh things that happen in the world. i knew that * would die when the mom had that convo in the kitchen.. oh lucy was fab. also i LOVEDDDD the dads portrayal in the movie. most of the time the dads are devoid of emotion or the cause of all chaos but this was a good ass dad… them giving him plenty of emotion and having deep convos w the daughter and just being present like crazy!

  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★★½

    so like… it was fun but not fully fleshed out. :/ i thought it would be a bit better but still had such a good time! naomi was incredible and rob patt #need that. i do wish it was shorter bc the last 40 minutes i was just ready for it to be done - review had gotten deleted idk what happened so im reposting but too lazy to type out again

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  • Borderline

    Borderline

    ★★★★★

    mama that… was everything. THAT… was magical. having any type of horror movie where there is a pop star be the main focus hello ! i’m gonna eat it up. this was sooo so so damn funny like the jokes were incredible. samara needs to be casted in everything she truly is the perfect actress. i do wish we had gotten some original music from the movie but that celine dion cover took me out it was actually so incredibly fab. wow loved loved LOVED. i know sofia and skye riley would’ve been best friends im shaking

  • Skincare

    Skincare

    ★★

    first half was suuuuuuch a serve like what a gag. second half was absolute shit and made… no sense?? so disappointed like what???? but two stars because charli xcx true romance and grimes on the sound track. elizabeth banks ate her role up but ??? it just turned out to be so??? random? nothing made sense?

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