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  Avatar: The Way of Water 2022

  ★ Watched 28 Dec 2022 1

  It feels as though Cameron and his team spent the entire 13 years since the first film perfecting the technology, and only one afternoon on the script. It somehow manages to be more cliched and predictable than the first one, with far worse acting and dialogue. It’s also a good hour longer than it should be. It has far less of a plot than the first installment, but somehow manages to be almost an hour longer.

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  The Wonder 2022

  ½ Added

  I'm not sure where all the positive reviews for this film are coming from. I was highly frustrated the entire time. The characters are inconsistent and undeveloped, and the performances are flat and monotone.

  Florence Pugh, whom I'm normally a fan of, gives a shockingly bad performance. It doesn't even seem like she's trying to breathe any life into her role. She looks even more bored than I was while watching the film.

  On a side note, this is the…

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  The Batman 2022

  ½ Watched 06 Mar 2022 23

  The worst Batman film to date. Worse than Batman and Robin! Setting aside the woke, social justice warrior bull shit that’s shoehorned in what can laughingly be called “the plot” the film has a plethora of other glaring flaws as well. Too many to list here but I’ll try. 

  1. As previously mentioned, the liberal woke social justice warrior propaganda is as aggravating and nauseating as ever. 

  2. The story is needlessly convoluted and underwhelming .

  3. None of the…

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  Princess Mononoke 1997

  ½ Watched 18 Jan 2021 4

  I know people suck these movies off 24 -7 but if you can look past the admittedly stunning animation you’ll find a film with flat, one dimensional characters, a poorly constructed and often convoluted story with completely ham fisted, on the nose messages about mass destruction of the environment/nature. Subtlety is not something this film even attempts to have.

  
  Boring, confusing, stupid, corny, unintentionally funny, and just total cringe. This movie absolutely sucks balls.

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