Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Exorcist: Believer 2023

  ★★½ Rewatched 13 Oct 2023

  Who the fuh is buying Seth Rogans $600 dollar rolling tray, thought about this for the entire second half of this bish

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  Black Mirror: Joan Is Awful 2023

  ★★★★½ Watched 25 Aug 2023

  Meanwhile, a woman has a bad moment on an airplane and we exploit it for hundreds of millions of views. All on platforms we’ve blindly signed our rights over to. Anyway, I’m going to go work on my Stable Diffusion AI image generator, it’s getting pretty good. 

  Brilliant.

Popular reviews

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  Killing Jesus 2015

  ★★★★ Watched 19 Jul 2021

  Because of a relatively small budget of $12 million, and Bill O’Reilly’s bullshit, the film didn’t use any of the dope magic that goes down in the Bible. And other bizarre changes were made to the source material to cut down the length for TV. 

  But what this film did do right was show Jesus as the badass, market destroying, oligarchy bashing, socialist terrorist he has always been. For that alone it’s worth the wash. Just don’t use it as a reference in your Bible study groups.

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  Godzilla vs. Kong 2021

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 01 Apr 2021

  Cracked-up, cheesy sci-fi storyline with palatable characters and some of the dopest kaiju fights and CGI around to date? Yes please.

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