joeyp717

joeyp717 Pro

i like horror and garbage and have 
stupid opinions that are dumb and bad
25 years old

Favorite films

  • The Good, the Bad and the Ugly
  • Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure
  • Dance with the Devil
  • The Return of the Living Dead

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  • Terrified

    ★★★★

  • When Evil Lurks

    ★★★★★

  • Lippy

  • Lord of Illusions

    ★★★

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  • Finding Bigfoot: The Search Continues

    Finding Bigfoot: The Search Continues

    Bobo, mouthbreathing and staring at an orange dot on a thermal camera:

    "The more I look at it, the more that could be a Squatch."

  • Zombie Flesh Eaters

    Zombie Flesh Eaters

    ★★★★★

    I always liked the part where the scuba diver (with her entire tits out) escapes a zombie underwater, immediately followed by the aforementioned zombie getting into a literal fistfight with a very real live shark. That scene alone is worth 5 stars. This movie is a masterpiece.

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  • Andrew Dice Clay: The Diceman Cometh

    Andrew Dice Clay: The Diceman Cometh

    Every morning I yell "WHAT'S IN THE BOWL, BITCH? OHH!" at my cat when I feed her breakfast

  • Terrified

    Terrified

    ★★★★

    I'd be out of that neighborhood yesterday

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  • The Disappearance of Willie Bingham

    The Disappearance of Willie Bingham

    I feel like if this were a feature length film, and we saw our main character committing his crime in unapologetically graphic detail, a lot of people would have different opinions about this short film. I understand that the point of this was to create a dialogue about the death penalty and prison torture, but to me, it felt like the people who made this want me to sympathize with a rapist. That's not happening. However, it seems to have…

  • 6 Days to Air: The Making of South Park

    6 Days to Air: The Making of South Park

    ★★★★★

    Watching Trey, a grown man, playing with legos and eating McDonald’s to escape his stress is always gonna be my favorite part about this documentary.