Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Godzilla Minus One 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 15 Mar 2025 1

  This was fucking great

  I wonder what Godzilla’s spaff count is

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 08 Jan 2025

  Damn, Orlok be sippin’ and slurpin’ that blood like Um Bongo on the rocks on a hot summer’s day.

Popular reviews

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  Lars and the Real Girl 2007

  ★★★★ Watched 16 Oct 2024 2

  My favourite part of the movie was when my girlfriend told me, ‘This would be your life if you had never met me’

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  It's What's Inside 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 08 Oct 2024 2

  This was actually great for a straight to Netflix film. 

  Shot in a really cool and original style, and well acted.

  Big respect to Forbes

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