Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Longlegs 2024

  ★★★ Watched 25 Feb 2025

  Well, the execution of the story was a bit... doll.

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  Network 1976

  ★★★★½ Watched 25 Feb 2025

  Skibidi bop mm dada

Popular reviews

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  Night and Fog 1956

  Watched 27 Jan 2025

  Impossible to rate this work appropriately. Gut-wrenching.

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 02 Jan 2025

  How to get the girl:
  - enter into a covenant beyond the bounds of mortality
  - grow a sick moustache and carefully maintain it for hundreds of years
  - be grateful for the small-mindedness of real estate agents and the whiny narrow-mindedness of German men in the 19th century

  How to lose the girl:
  - underestimate Lily-Rose Depp
  - fall for your lust-driven greed for blood
  - be suspectible to rapid sunburn

  Also, wait! If that was you on the phone and you on the bus... then who was flickering the lights?