Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri 2017

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 17 Mar 2025

  This script is my holy text

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  Nickel Boys 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  I’m usually not a fan of POV cinematography, but so many of the shots here were breathtaking. So unbelievable that this didn’t take home so many more awards.

Popular reviews

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  Deadpool & Wolverine 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 25 Jul 2024 2

  I’m also a Honda Odyssey survivor 

  Also, Cassandra Nova can “fondle my brain” whenever she likes

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  Rebel Moon – Part Two: The Scargiver 2024

  ½ Watched 20 Apr 2024 2

  That part where all the poorly developed characters gather around the table and monologue for fucking eternity about their poorly developed backstories may be some of the worst writing I have ever had the misfortune of sitting through in any film ever. Like, my god, this was atrocious.

  Also, ENOUGH WITH THE SLO MO!!! This movie would’ve been 45 minutes shorter without it and I would have those 45 minutes to do something at least a bit more worthwhile!!! Like…