Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Trap 2024

  ★ Watched 15 Feb 2025

  We don't need ai to write movies for us, these men are doing just fine

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  Oculus 2013

  ★ Watched 09 Feb 2025

  This was so incredibly bad, even by Flanagan standards

Popular reviews

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  Thelma & Louise 1991

  ★★★★★ Watched 21 Jul 2024

  Today, President Joseph Biden dropped out of the 2024 race and I watched Thelma & Louise for the first time. It's been a good day.

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  The Northman 2022

  ★★★ Watched 02 May 2022 2

  For a film that screams "I AM A MAN" at the top of its lungs, the severe lack of on-camera dongage was pretty disappointing. That volcano scene should have had full flopping phallis but we were left with only man buns and half-hearted Hamlet reannactment... come'on Eggers, show us the peens!