John

John Patron

25
probably watching the same five movies over and over again.

Favorite films

  • Arrival
  • Promising Young Woman
  • Knives Out
  • The Menu

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  • Anora

    ★★★★½

  • Rat Race

    ★★★★

  • Meet the Robinsons

    ★★

  • Mrs. Doubtfire

    ★★★★

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  • Saltburn

    Saltburn

    ★★★★★

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    sooooo apparently i unknowingly plagiarized my review of this movie which is humiliating, but i suppose great minds think alike. moving on and will learn from my mistakes. it’s not my fault i want jacob elordi’s… nevermind

  • mother!

    mother!

    ★★★★★

    they shoulda called this miss mawma! because this is a SERVE!

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  • Anora

    Anora

    ★★★★½

    watched while playing with kinetic sand.

  • Rat Race

    Rat Race

    ★★★★

    literally one of the funniest movies ever made, god please bless me with another trip to vegas i will do anything and i mean anything to experience that high again

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  • Love, Simon

    Love, Simon

    being gay is not a plot. why should i sympathize with simon? just because he’s gay? absolutely not. there is more to a gay person than their sexuality and this movie completely ignored that. there are much better LGBT films that should be in the mainstream but aren’t because of shallow (dare i say privileged) stories like this. i do NOT love simon, i HATE simon.

  • Nosferatu

    Nosferatu

    ★★★★½

    some of y’all wouldn’t travel three blocks to see the love of your life yet this man is going overseas for his one-sided situationship. just something to think about.