Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Saltburn 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 27 Nov 2023

  *REDACTED*

  sooooo apparently i unknowingly plagiarized my review of this movie which is humiliating, but i suppose great minds think alike. moving on and will learn from my mistakes. it’s not my fault i want jacob elordi’s… nevermind

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  mother! 2017

  ★★★★★ Watched 11 Aug 2022

  they shoulda called this miss mawma! because this is a SERVE!

Recent reviews

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  Anora 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 20 Feb 2025

  watched while playing with kinetic sand.

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  Rat Race 2001

  ★★★★ Watched 06 Feb 2025

  literally one of the funniest movies ever made, god please bless me with another trip to vegas i will do anything and i mean anything to experience that high again

Popular reviews

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  Love, Simon 2018

  ★ Watched 16 Nov 2020

  being gay is not a plot. why should i sympathize with simon? just because he’s gay? absolutely not. there is more to a gay person than their sexuality and this movie completely ignored that. there are much better LGBT films that should be in the mainstream but aren’t because of shallow (dare i say privileged) stories like this. i do NOT love simon, i HATE simon.

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 03 Jan 2025

  some of y’all wouldn’t travel three blocks to see the love of your life yet this man is going overseas for his one-sided situationship. just something to think about.