Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Tie Me Up! Tie Me Down! 1989

  ★★★★½ Watched 22 May 2024

  102 colorful minutes of deranged provocative appalling controversy. My voice hurts from screaming.

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  Trainspotting 1996

  ★★★★½ Watched 29 Mar 2024

  All I can think about is the crop top

Recent reviews

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  Dogville 2003

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 21 Mar 2025

  WORST MOVIE EVER

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  Jellyfish 2007

  ★★★★★ Watched 21 Mar 2025

  Big Sarah Adler fan, huge even

Popular reviews

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  Flight of the Swan 1992

  Watched 22 Nov 2021

  Fuck that white ballerina I hope that bitch actually breaks a leg

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  Barbie 2023

  ★★ Watched 20 Jul 2023

  I did enjoy this! Sadly, I feel Barbie was a little to surface level. There was something off about it, something disingenuous. Some of what the movie tries to say feels insincere, and in my opinion performative. I will say, I did think the performances were really good, loved Hari, Margot, and Kate.