johnnocito

johnnocito

I give 5 stars to anything that turns the gears in my tiny caveman brain

Favorite films

  • Forrest Gump
  • The Iron Claw
  • All Quiet on the Western Front
  • 2001: A Space Odyssey

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  • Once Upon a Time... in Hollywood

    ★★★★

  • Beau Is Afraid

    ★★★½

  • Heretic

    ★★★½

  • GoodFellas

    ★★★★½

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  • Beau Is Afraid

    Beau Is Afraid

    ★★★½

    Genuinely one of the craziest movies I've ever seen.

    Joaquin shows off a great range of acting in this role and it really felt like a one-man show throughout this three hour epic. For as confusing as it can seem on the surface I felt like it was pieced together really well but I can see how it can be very off putting or too much going on for people, as even I felt myself being warded off with how…

  • Heretic

    Heretic

    ★★★½

    This is like the perfect 3.7 lol
    The dialogue and theme of the movie was sick and I love the way the movie built itself up. Insane acting from all three main characters. Hugh Grant acted his ass off. There were some parts, as with all horror movies, where you're just kinda like "cmon, really" and this movie has a few but I guess you can't think that way for the sake of it being a movie and not real…

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  • Wallace & Gromit: Vengeance Most Fowl

    Wallace & Gromit: Vengeance Most Fowl

    Wallace & Gromit: Vengeance Most Fowl is, without question, Peak Cinema. Citizen Kane? Midizen Kane. Interstellar? Miderstellar. Whatever little passion project by your favorite so called "director". This is the true masterpiece of our time. It’s a philosophical triumph, a claymation think-piece that tackles the terrifying potential of artificial intelligence left unchecked. Truly, the 2001: A Space Odyssey of our time. It is your moral and civic duty to show this film to as many people as you can.

  • Flow

    Flow

    ★★★★½

    Not even joking I turned this on and my cat had his eyes peeled to the screen the entire time. This probably hit him in a way that my human self will never understand. It's actually insane how much emotion and story is portrayed simply through body movements and actions because I genuinely felt like I understood every detail of the story and how each character felt. Pacing is amazing didn't feel like there was a dull moment. It's definetely…