Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Captain America: Brave New World 2025

  ½ Watched 13 Feb 2025

  Marvel really took some time off to regroup and learn absolutely nothing. This would’ve gone hard as a tax write-off

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  Pearl Harbor 2001

  ★★★★ Watched 18 Jan 2025

  This had potential to be the best war film of all time, but unfortunately fumbled the third act. Still beats boringheimer any day of the week

Popular reviews

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  The Dark Knight 2008

  ½ Watched 09 Jun 2021

  Joker didn’t even have damaged written on his head, how am I supposed to know he’s the bad guy?

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  Avatar: The Way of Water 2022

  ½ Watched 24 Dec 2022

  Whenever people say “whales are smarter than us”, it makes my blood boil. Oh yeah? Are they? Have they built movie theatres underwater where they play films about us? No, because theyre too busy BEING STUPID, swimming around and making dumb noises, wasting space and doing nothing productive. I left the theatre so enraged, this movie made me want to SUPPORT whale hunting.