Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Jonah: A VeggieTales Movie 2002

  ★★★½ Rewatched 24 Mar 2025

  pirates who don’t do anything

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  Baby Driver 2017

  ★★★★½ Watched 19 Mar 2025

  baby driving stick

Popular reviews

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  Dune: Part Two 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 05 Mar 2024

  Born too late to explore earth, born too early to travel the stars. But born just in time to see Dune: Part Two in theaters.

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  High School Musical 2006

  ★½ Watched 31 Jan 2024 2

  How do I say this is ass without using the word ass?

  The incompetent level of lip-syncing in this musical quadrupled the literal physical pain I experienced every time the soundtrack (which is mediocre at best) had the displeasure of reaching my eardrums.

  I will not be hearing ANYONE out.

  Zac Efron's hair is comparable to that of a hippy blond rat’s butt and who THE FRICK is unloving enough to name their child *Sharpay*

  Also, every 5 scenes a…

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