Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Bodies Bodies Bodies 2022

  ★ Watched 28 Dec 2024 3

  holy shit i hate every character in this movie

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  The Room 2003

  ½ Watched 25 Dec 2024

  have a drink every time someone talks like a character on barney

Popular reviews

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  Passengers 2016

  ★★★★ Watched 28 Aug 2024

  just watched the entire thing on tiktok. great movie but the asian lady in the bottom left corner had no character arc

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  Longlegs 2024

  ★★★ Watched 28 Jul 2024

  was completely lost in the first half but by the time the plot started getting interesting, my future wife fell asleep in my arms and was woken up by that bitch nun’s shotgun

  also white people need to learn to stay indoors

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