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  Spy 2015

  ★★½ Watched 12 Dec 2024

  Same old comedy movie that makes fun of fat people and tells the audience that fat people can't be pretty, they always have to be the clown.

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  Uncharted 2022

  ★½ Watched 26 Sep 2024

  This was not Uncharted. And that's coming from someone who hasn't even played the game.

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  Resident Evil: Death Island 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 27 Jun 2023

  Beefy Chris was the star of this movie, absolutely delicious looking.

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  Barbie 2023

  ★★★ Watched 12 Aug 2023

  I'm all about women empowerment and equality, but I didn't want that to be the sole plot of this movie because it's a freaking BARBIE movie.
  As someone who has grown up with Barbie, I was expecting this movie to be fun, exciting, comforting, and hit me with nostalgia. But no, I made the mistake of not seeing the trailer and I went to the theatre with a completely different movie in my mind, not a freaking lecture on feminism.
  The message was good, of course. But not for this movie.

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