Joey__Ryan

Joey__Ryan

Don’t ask me who my favorite director is I’ll just punch you in the kidney

Favorite films

  • Oldboy
  • Attack on Titan: Chronicle
  • The Green Knight
  • Dune: Part Two

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  • We Have Always Lived in the Castle

    ★★½

  • Erin Brockovich

    ★★★½

  • The Wizard of Oz

    ★★★★

  • The Secret Life of Walter Mitty

    ★★★★½

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  • We Have Always Lived in the Castle

    We Have Always Lived in the Castle

    ★★½

    Incest movie (I think). Sebastian Stan speaks Italiano. Oh yeah it’s time to get weird. Why did it get really uncomfortable at the end with all the weird abuse shit?

  • Erin Brockovich

    Erin Brockovich

    ★★★½

    Divorced three times someone’s the issue here and it’s not the people divorcing you

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  • Perfect Scream

    Perfect Scream

    ½

    Man I watched this on a phone. Whoever played the director sucked more dick than a gay guy at a glory hole convention. From what I’ve heard the director is a real pervert. Whoever was the cinematographer was should be fired from anything he ever works on for the rest of his lousy career.

  • The Iron Claw

    The Iron Claw

    ★★★★★

    No witty one liners or witty review, Being a brother is one of the greatest things you can be it’s an honor to be one thanks Jake for being my brother you’re the best one any person can ask for.

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