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  Crawl 2019

  ★★ Added

  Sugar done told you 100 times where everyone was at, where the danger was, and not one of you bipedal mother fuckers had the fucking common decency to listen. Sorry you lost an arm Dave, and you Haley needed tourniquets to hold yourself together, but, real talk, don’t lock Sugar in god damn death trap of a flooding house.

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  Dark Glasses 2022

  ★★½ Added

  Dario Argento’s careful examination on Neena’s transformation from token guide dog to human protector would have garnered 4 stars, but an obvious lack of concentration of central narrative has cost it 2.5. To start, Neena is not introduced until the second act. Prof. Jubjub enjoys a slow burn, but a decidedly, and painful, wait to introduce the protagonist of the story robs the film of authenticity. To the film’s credit, Neena is portrayed with emotional acuity and sensitivity, showing growth…

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  Dog Day Afternoon 1975

  ★★ Added

  Surprisingly had no dogs in it.

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  I Am Legend 2007

  ½ Added

  So glad our human overlords love us so much they can't protect us...I mean, fuck, just release me...I have some wolf in me...and full candor, I wouldn't be in danger if I wasn't protecting you...

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