Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★½ Watched 10 Mar 2025

  A good dystopian movie starring Robert Pattinson in the year 2025 is the surest sign we have of a recession

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  Marie Antoinette 2006

  ★★★★ Watched 09 Mar 2025

  Napoleon should have appeared in the post credits scene like a Marvel villan

Popular reviews

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  The Princess and the Frog 2009

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 23 Feb 2025

  Notice how Disney hasn't come out with anything better since 2009...right, right

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  Saw 2004

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 26 Feb 2025

  Don't even CLAIM to be a Saw fan if you don't have AT LEAST four blood splattered shackles in your bedroom 🙄🤚