Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Gladiator II 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 26 Nov 2024

  The muddiest stream will taste like pure spring water in the mouth of a man dying from thirst.

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  MaXXXine 2024

  ★★ Watched 05 Sep 2024

  Disappointed in contrast with the first two

Popular reviews

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  Face/Off 1997

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 24 Jun 2018

  Did they do...did they do the dicks?

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  The Void 2016

  ★★★½ Watched 09 Aug 2018 2

  If you a soft spot in your heart for practical gore effects and creature design, this is one for you.

  Guy who looks just like Aaron Paul is named Aaron Poole? Fuck you.