Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Late Night with the Devil 2023

  Watched 21 Apr 2024

  fun ideas, but ai art is a cowards shortcut.

  pirate the hell out of this thing.

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  Saw V 2008

  ★½ Rewatched 30 Oct 2023 1

  sos she is going to make me watch all of these

Popular reviews

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  Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2 2011

  ★★★★ Watched 08 Jul 2019 5

  we watched these final two back to back on saturday. as you may or may not know, our child was born today. perfect timing. 

  cassidy is asleep. baby is asleep. and i’m here writing a review of harry potter. 

  it’s interesting how the release of certain films make such an impact on our lives. there’s an entire generation of people who will remember exactly where they were and how they felt when they watched each entry of this franchise. for…

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  Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone 2001

  ★★★ Watched 15 Jun 2019 14

  cassidy can’t have a baby with someone who hasn’t watched the harry potter franchise so i’ve got about a month to slog through all of these. 

  the takes are gonna be spicy. 

  -the sorting hat scene rules
  -until last night i thought hagrid and dumbledore were the same person
  -alan rickman was a goddamn star and we all took him for granted
  -draco is a fuckboy
  -slytherin was cock blocked out of the house cup by terrible writing 
  -ron is a dumpster fire

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