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Why Did You Invite Me to Your Wedding 2024
The DISRESPECT
You don’t just invite someone to your wedding on goddamn FACEBOOK MESSENGER for fuck’s sake
That app is SACRED and should only be used for its foreordained purpose of buying and selling moderately-priced goods to people you inexplicably have two mutual friends with
How DARE you disrespect Facebook Messenger like that 😤
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The Electric State 2025
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
I said I’d take a half star off if some little mini Russian nesting doll Herm pops out of the medium-sized Herm’s lifeless head and GODDAMMIT I KEEP MY PROMISES
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VeggieTales: Minnesota Cuke and the Search for Samson's Hairbrush 2005
Not peak VeggieTales, but Pizza Angel deserves a Grammy for its contributions to culture and for being the catchiest Silly Song in existence
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Over the Garden Wall 2014
I’m just so grateful to see that selfish, brave, pessimistic, determined, anxious heroes like Wirt can exist and be celebrated
It’s nice to see myself represented
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