Jonah

Jonah

Avid movie watcher

Lost is the best show of all time

Favorite films

  • Everything Everywhere All at Once
  • La La Land
  • Her
  • Inception

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  • Heretic

    ★★½

  • Face/Off

    ★★★★

  • Mickey 17

    ★★★★½

  • The Monkey

    ★★★

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  • Heretic

    Heretic

    ★★½

    Loved Hugh grant, everything else was meeehhh.
    I thought the ending was waaaaay too cheesy, and that it had a strong start but trickled to poop as it went on. 

    They fr had like 100 different opportunities to escape and that was the most frustrating part of the movie. 
    I just wish they had done a little more with it.

  • Face/Off

    Face/Off

    ★★★★

    This movie made all the right decisions and those decisions will never be made again

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  • The Monkey

    The Monkey

    ★★★

    I liked this movie because it was funny

  • Green Book

    Green Book

    ★★★★

    BOOOM
    CRACK 

    The window breaks, you look outside and you see me standing in the distance. Naked… or almost naked. I’m in my pink dog tag speedo staring at you from far away. Rain pours down from above. “Watch the green book” I whisper nonchalantly, then disappear into the darkness😈😈😈

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