Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  High-Rise 2015

  ★½ Watched 03 Sep 2023

  3.1
  I’d rather eat British food then ever watch this High Shit ever again

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  Alien 1979

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 12 Aug 2023

  9.3
  Finally realized who the milk man that our dads got cheated on for is

Popular reviews

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  The Founder 2016

  ★★★★ Rewatched 08 Feb 2021 1

  8.0
  Who knew Ronald McDonald was such a fucking dick.
  
  This movie is beautifully shot with an even better performance from Michael Keaton and that 50’s aesthetic was crisp like McDonald’s sprite. I felt the pacing was good, but the story at times became bland like unsalted fries. However Laura Dern was tragically wasted in this due to lack of screen time.

  Overall a good watch every so often. But don’t expect to be blown away. Big F in the chat for the competitor of Ray Kroc👇🏻

  “If I saw a competitor drowning, I'd shove a hose down his throat.”

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  Dog 2022

  ★★★½ Watched 14 Feb 2022

  7.5
  Watched this on Valentines Day with my roommates bc I’m Galactically single as fuck. We did in fact see Chaning Tatum shirtless, so that’s cool.
  
  Very wholesome.

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