Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Possessor 2020

  ★★★½ Watched 13 Mar 2025

  Me seeing someone plug a headphone jack into their skull within the first ten seconds: “Oh you just want to be SO MUCH like your dad, don’t you??”

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  They/Them 2022

  ★★ Watched 13 Mar 2025

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

Popular reviews

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  Fantastic Fungi 2019

  ★★★½ Watched 12 Dec 2019 2

  Um... this is a cult initiation video.

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  Hanging Up 2000

  ★★★½ Added

  Meg Ryan, holding 3 blocky cellular phones: “Hello? HELLO?? My father is dying.”
  Walter Matthau: *pinching his nurse’s ass without her consent* “Ha ha. I fucking hate women :) "
  Diane Keaton: “I directed this movie! Look at all these weird sweeping shots of walls in the way of what’s happening. Not metaphorical walls like LITERAL WALLS.”
  Lisa Kudrow: “I have a GIGANTIC, SLOBBERING DOG!”
  Slobbering dog: *eats one of Meg Ryan’s cellphones*
  Meg Ryan: “HELLO??”

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